var quote = new Array(89); quote[0] = "'Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.'"; quote[1] = "'Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.'"; quote[2] = "'Seen on a motorcycle’s rearviews: Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly'"; quote[3] = "'Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.'"; quote[4] = "'It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.'"; quote[5] = "'If you’re going to lead, then lead. If you’re going to follow, get the heck out of my way!'"; quote[6] = "'Work... that annoying time between rides'"; quote[7] = "'Keep thine eyes on the tach, thine ears on the engine, lest thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun'"; quote[8] = "'I'd rather push my Harley than ride in a cage'"; quote[9] = "'I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.'"; quote[10] = "'If you think you don’t need a helmet, you probably do.'"; quote[11] = "'If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.'"; quote[12] = "'If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.'"; quote[13] = "'Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.'"; quote[14] = "'Midnight bugs taste best.'"; quote[15] = "'NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.'"; quote[16] = "'Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.'"; quote[17] = "'Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.'"; quote[18] = "'Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.'"; quote[19] = "'Routine maintenance should never be neglected.'"; quote[20] = "'It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.'"; quote[21] = "'The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.'"; quote[22] = "'Never be afraid to slow down.'"; quote[23] = "'Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.'"; quote[24] = "'Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.'"; quote[25] = "'Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.'"; quote[26] = "'Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.'"; quote[27] = "'Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone."; quote[28] = "'Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.'"; quote[29] = "'Never mistake horsepower for staying power.'"; quote[30] = "'I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.'" ; quote[31] = "'There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.'"; quote[32] = "'A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.'"; quote[33] = "'Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.'"; quote[34] = "'A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.'"; quote[35] = "'It takes both pistons and cylinders to make a bike run. One is not more important than the other.'"; quote[36] = "'Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.'"; quote[37] = "'Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.'"; quote[38] = "'Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.'"; quote[39] = "'Work to ride & ride to work.'"; quote[40] = "'Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.'"; quote[41] = "'Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway – it’s an attitude.'"; quote[42] = "'A rider can smell a party 5,000 miles away.'"; quote[43] = "'Winter is Nature’s way of telling you to polish.'"; quote[44] = "'A motorcycle can’t sing on the streets of a city.'"; quote[45] = "'Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.'"; quote[46] = "'People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.'"; quote[47] = "'If the bike isn’t braking properly, you don’t start by rebuilding the engine.'"; quote[48] = "'Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.'"; quote[49] = "'Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.'"; quote[50] = "'Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.'"; quote[51] = "'Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.'"; quote[52] = "'The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.'"; quote[53] = "'When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.'"; quote[54] = "'Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death... (Hunter S. Thompson)'"; quote[55] = "'If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her.'"; quote[56] = "'Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.'"; quote[57] = "'If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern.'"; quote[58] = "'There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.'"; quote[59] = "'Don’t lead the pack if you don’t know where you’re going.'"; quote[60] = "'Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.'"; quote[61] = "'Practice wrenching on your own bike.'"; quote[62] = "'Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.'"; quote[63] = "'Two bikes are useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time'"; quote[64] = "'People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.'"; quote[65] = "'Maintenance is as much art as it is science.'"; quote[66] = "'A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.'"; quote[67] = "'If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.'"; quote[68] = "'Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.'"; quote[69] = "'Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.'"; quote[70] = "'The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.'"; quote[71] = "'Always replace the cheapest parts first.'"; quote[72] = "'You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.'"; quote[73] = "'I'd rather be a rider for a minute, than a spectator for a lifetime.'"; quote[74] = "'Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.'"; quote[75] = "'Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.'"; quote[76] = "'If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.'"; quote[77] = "'You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.'"; quote[78] = "'Hunger can make even roadkill taste good.'"; quote[79] = "'If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead'"; quote[80] = "'You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.'"; quote[81] = "'Are you are as good a person as your dog thinks you are?'"; quote[82] = "'The shortest distance between two points is for people who can't ride.'"; quote[83] = "'When life throws you a curve... lean into it, pick your line, and keep your weight on the outside peg.'"; quote[84] = "'If you can't fix it with a hammer...it's an electrical problem.'"; quote[85] = "'If it ain't broke; fix it till it is.'"; quote[86] = "'You can make things foolproof, but you can't make them idiotproof because idiots are too clever.'"; quote[87] = "'For some there's therapy, for the rest of us there's motorcycles.'"; quote[88] = "'If you’re not living on the edge you’re taking up too much space'"; var index = Math.floor(Math.random()*quote.length); document.write ("

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